| Morgan Freeman in the driver's seat of a Corvette] | "Screw the Piggly Wiggly, Miss Daisy -- George Lucas and I are going to Quito, Equador! Ready or not, chickitas -- ¡vamanos de aquí!" |
Abuse At Iraqi Prison Predictable, Decades-Old Study Shows
In 1971 a group of 24 college men volunteered to act as either guards or prisoners in an experimental prison. Under the watchful eye of Dr. Philip Zimbardo, esteemed professor of psychology and former president of the American Psychological Foundation, volunteers went through several rounds of testing to ensure psychological and physical health and "normalcy." They were then designated either guards or prisoners by the simple flip of a coin.Two days into the good doctor's experiment, the normal, adjusted students were playing their prison roles with frightening reality. The "prisoners," fed up with having roll calls in the middle of the night, rebelled by pushing their beds against their cell bars and refusing to come out. The "guards" called in reinforcements, pulled the prisoners from their cells, [stripped] them naked, and proceeded to humiliate and abuse them for hours. To further reinforce their power, the guards took away bathroom privileges and forced prisoners to urinate and defecate in buckets inside their cells, and to later clean the mess out with their bare hands. It got worse -- so bad that Zimbardo halted the planned two-week study after only six days.
Fast forward to the Abu Ghraib prison scandal and Zimbardo sees a connection. While American officials have been blaming the situation on "a few bad apples," Zimbardo told MTV News it's more like "a bad barrel converting good apples into bad apples."
Not many people realize "Abu Ghraib" is Iraqi for "Overlook Hotel."
| [Jack Nicholson in "The Shining"] | "I said I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna liberate your fucking brains in." |
| [Madonna posing headstand] | The last time a date asked Madonna for the time. |
Trucks Made To Drive Without Cargo In Dangerous Areas Of Iraq
Defense Department records show that Kellogg Brown and Root, a Halliburton subsidiary, has been paid $327 million for "theater transportation" of war materiel and supplies for U.S. forces in Iraq and is earmarked to be paid $230 million more....KBR's contract with the Defense Department allows the company to pass on the cost of the transportation and add 1 percent to 3 percent for profit, but neither KBR nor the U.S. Army Field Support Command in Rock Island, Ill., which oversees the contract, was able to provide cost estimates for the empty trucks....
"There was one time we ran 28 trucks, one trailer had one pallet (a trailer can hold as many as 26 four-foot square pallets) and the rest of them were empty," said David Wilson, who was the convoy commander on more than 100 runs. Four other drivers who were with Wilson confirmed his account....
The KBR driver who shot the videotape of the 15 empty trailers on the road in January described it this way: "This is just a sample of the empty trailers we're hauling called 'sustainer.' And there's more behind me. There's another one right there.... This is fraud and abuse right here."
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"Hey, Jeb -- you remember when Dad was still only a vice president and we would pretend to be road warriors from that 'Road Warrior' movie?" | ||
| [Jeb Bush] "I just remember you made me wrestle that shirtless secret service agent wearing the face mask. My wife plumb-near divorced me when she walked in on us while you guys just busted out laughing!" | ![]() |
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"What I want to know is why those road warriors waited for an apocalypse to declare war over gasoline." | ||
Obama Admits He Dislikes His Most Loyal Follower
[Springfield, IL] In what has to be a first in Illinois politics, Republican Jack Ryan has assigned one of his campaign workers to record every movement and every word of the state senator while he is in public.That means Justin Warfel, armed with a handheld Panasonic digital camcorder, follows [Senator] Obama to the bathroom door and waits outside. It means Warfel follows Obama as he moves from meeting to meeting in the Capitol. And it means Warfel tails Obama when he drives to his campaign office.
"It's standard procedure to record public speeches and things like that," Obama told reporters as the bald, 20-something operative filmed away. "But to have someone who's literally following you a foot and a half away, everywhere you go, going into the restrooms, standing outside my office, sitting outside of my office asking my secretary where I am, seems to be getting a little carried away."
Warfel interrupted Obama several times with heckling questions, but wouldn't respond when reporters asked him about who he was and why he was filming Obama's every move.
"You'll have to speak to the campaign office," Warfel said tartly to practically every inquiry.
| If Justin Warfel knew what he was doing, he would start filming Republican politicians -- who pay $340,000 a month to be spied on. |
For Candy Marie, Rezek's former intern and 19-year-old girlfriend, turn-offs include reporters asking for comments on discrimination lawsuits and rude people in general.Ex-Editor Sues Playboy, Says He Was Fired For Being Old
John Rezek, 54, of Chicago, a former associate managing editor with the magazine, filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday charging Playboy Enterprises International fired him as part of a larger move to "change the demographics of the magazine by changing the demographics of the people putting it out."Rezek said he was terminated Nov. 21, 2003, after working with the magazine for 31 years and receiving "superlative" reviews.
Army Does About-Face On Call-Up Readiness
Thousands of recent U.S. Army veterans nationwide were told to choose by Monday a new assignment in the Army Reserve or National Guard -- meaning a potential return to active duty -- or the military would decide for them. The Army now says the order was a mistake.Whether soldiers who had signed up under the mistaken deadline would be released from their commitment was unclear Tuesday....
- "I started crying and said, 'I'm not doing this,'" said Carissa Jenkins, 22, of Keizer, who was discharged from active Army duty in January 2003. "I have a baby, a husband. All my values have changed."
Jenkins said she joined the Oregon National Guard last week to keep from going back to the regular Army.... "It was something I did not want to do..."
[Joseph] Talik, 26, of Portland said the recruiter urged that his mother contact her son. Talik served in the Army until his discharge last year. When Talik returned the recruiter's call, he was told to join the Guard rather than risk being sent overseas.
"I was blown away," said Talik, who is in college and working at a Portland restaurant. "The thought of having to go back on active duty was discouraging."
Last Sunday Talik joined a Guard unit in Portland.
Lt. Gen. James R. Helmly, commander of the Army Reserve, declined comment on how the mistake was made, a spokesman said. How the mistaken order was issued is a mystery...
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"Just someone shooting early during the heavy make-out session of an election year -- it happens to everyone!" |
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Quincy explains to Larry King how the autopsy report doesn't match police theory of Tony Randall's death. |
Was Berg In U.S. Custody?
- Iraqi authorities said Thursday they held the American civilian only briefly before handing him over to U.S. troops...
- [Nick] Berg's father Michael Berg said Thursday that State Department officials told him his son was being held by the U.S. military.
- "Nick told me, 'Iraqi police caught me one night, they saw my passport and my Jewish last name and my Israeli stamp. This guy thought I was a spy, so they put me with American soldiers and American soldiers put me in a jail for two weeks,'" said Hugo Infante, a Chilean freelance journalist... Infante said Berg described being held in a coalition facility where Syrians, Egyptians, Jordanians and Iranians suspected of entering Iraq illegally were also detained.
- Berg's brother David told reporters that the family received e-mails from Berg after his release in April that made clear he had been held by U.S. forces.
Berg had been scheduled to return to his home in suburban Philadelphia on March 30, but missed that flight while in custody....
An assessment of the video showing Berg's death concludes it is a "high probability" al-Zarqawi is the hooded speaker who is shown decapitating Berg, [a] CIA official said.
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In seemingly unrelated news, President Bush said it was funny how Deputy Press Secretary Clark bin Kent is always the first one to hand him new al-Qaida videos. |
Passion Tops Most-Pirated Films
Tracking firm BayTSP, which monitors web traffic, said 36,693 copies of the film had been found on the internet during April via file-sharing services.Gibson's film, released in the US in February, will not be available on DVD in the US until August.
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"You know something is good when people condemn themselves to Eternal Hellfire to steal it." |
Not only is the market for Asian male porn stars optimistic, but full-bladdered Asian men are waiting by the phone to urinate in your soda.Sex And The Asian Man
Ultimately, [UC Davis professor Darrell] Hamamoto said he wants to show the world that Asians are sexually complex and that assumptions about nerdiness are unjust. He plans to launch a porn company that he believes would empower Asian Americans. Criticism that he has cheapened his cause by using pornography does not bother him, he said.
That's why portable phones are called cell phones -- too many dates with bacteria who run out of gas when they drive you home.Parasitic Invasion Credited With Evolution Of Sex
When Drosophila sperm form, for example, mitochondria move into position using a bundle of actin fibres resembling a comet's tail. Strangely, while these mitochondria do not make it into the final cells, that shuffle is integral to sperm development -- if it is disabled, the fly is sterile.The movement looks very like the technique a parasitic bacterium called Rickettsia uses to push itself into neighbouring cells. And Rickettsia are thought to be close relatives of the bacteria that became mitochondria.
'Cooks And Drivers Were Working As Interrogators'
Torin Nelson, who served as a military intelligence officer at Guantánamo Bay before moving to Abu Ghraib as a private contractor last year, blamed the abuses on a failure of command in US military intelligence and an over-reliance on private firms. He alleged that those companies were so anxious to meet the demand for their services that they sent "cooks and truck drivers" to work as interrogators....Mr Nelson said that the same systemic problems were also responsible for large numbers of Afghans being mistakenly swept into Guantánamo Bay. He estimated that "30-40%" of the inmates at the controversial prison camp had no connection to terrorism....
"I've read reports from capturing units [in Iraq] where the capturing unit wrote, 'the target was not at home. The neighbour came out to see what was going on and we grabbed him,'" he said.
According to Mr Nelson's account, the victims' very innocence made them more likely to be abused, because interrogators refused to believe they could have been picked up on such arbitrary grounds.
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U.S. Troops Said To Mistreat Elder Iraqi
U.S. soldiers who detained an elderly Iraqi woman last year placed a harness on her, made her crawl on all fours and rode her like a donkey, Prime Minister Tony Blair's personal human rights envoy to Iraq said Wednesday.The envoy, legislator Ann Clwyd, said she had investigated the claims of the woman in her 70s and believed they were true....
Clwyd said the Iraqi woman was arrested in Iraq in July and accused of having links to a former member of Saddam Hussein's regime -- a charge she denied....
"She was held for about six weeks without charge," the envoy told Wednesday's Evening Standard newspaper.
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"Well heck, if she hadn't denied working for Saddam Hussein, we could have put her in charge of Fallujah." |
'We Won': Fallujah Rejoices In Withdrawal
...militiamen loyal to a former Iraqi army general jubilantly took to the streets of this battle-scarred city Saturday to celebrate what they called a triumph over withdrawing U.S. Marines....Although the militiamen were scheduled to take over checkpoints and patrol duties from Marine units Friday, many of those tasks appeared to go unfulfilled Saturday. Several of the militiamen, clad in street clothes and toting battered AK-47 rifles, said they were still waiting for orders from their commanders....
[Marine Lt Gen] Conway acknowledged that some of the participants would be people who fought against his Marines over the past month....
Meanwhile, attacks against U.S. soldiers and foreign contractors working for the occupation authority continued unabated following the bloodiest month for U.S. forces since President Bush declared an end to major combat operations in Iraq a year ago.
Reelect Bush 2004
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