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Bush's War-Era Records Damaged / Alabama Service Still Not Verified

The records for "numerous service members" were damaged in 1996 and 1997 while officials tried to salvage deteriorating microfilm payroll records. The payroll summaries destroyed were for the first quarter of 1969 and the third quarter of 1972. "President Bush's payroll records for those two quarters were among the records destroyed," [Pentagon Freedom of Information Officer] Talbott said.
[George W Bush] "You mean refusing to release my military records -- as every other presidential candidate who served has done -- was unnecessary? Because any evidence I skipped drill in 1972 has conveniently been destroyed? Whew, what a relief that's finally over!"

[Martha Stewart] "You don't understand -- I didn't clean the latrine because Mistress Cruella said she would take my latrine duty for a dollar. You're putting me in a box? What does that mean?"
[ Posted 10 Jul | bottom | top ]
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp-dyn/articles/ A39707-2004Jul9.html

Senate: Critic Didn't 'Debunk' Iraq-Niger Deal

The report contends that former ambassador Joseph Wilson, who traveled to Niger in early 2002 at the CIA's request to inquire about the uranium allegation, "did not change any analysts' assessment of the Iraq-Niger uranium deal...."

The committee also reported that the British and the French informed U.S. officials that Iraq attempted to buy uranium from Niger....

Bush alluded to the Iraq-Niger link in his 2003 State of the Union address, but the White House later backtracked, saying the allegation shouldn't have been included in the address to Congress because it was questionable.

[George W Bush] "You mean I didn't have to lie about Iraq shopping for uranium? Woo-hoo! Sign me up for another presidential administration!"

[Martha Stewart] "Uh, hello? Mistress Cruella said I had her spoon -- can I have another spoon, please?"
[ Posted 10 Jul | bottom | top ]
http://www.chron.com/ cs/CDA/ ssistory.mpl/ nation/ 2671975

California Education Chief Calls Preschooler 'Stupid Dirty Girl'

[Los Angeles, CA] The conversation, videotaped by KEYT-TV, took place July 1. The girl, 6-year-old Isis D'Luciano, asked Riordan if he knew her name meant "Egyptian goddess."

Riordan replied, "It means stupid dirty girl."

After nervous laughter in the room, the girl again told Riordan the meaning of her name.

"Hey, that's nifty," he said.

A day later, Riordan issued a statement that said he "teased" the girl.

After laughing at his own attempt to isolate the 6-year-old, Riordan was surprised by a flashbulb and fled the room shouting that fire was bad.
[ Posted 09 Jul | bottom | top ]
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ ALLPOLITICS/ 07/08/ girls.name.ap

Ken Lay demonstrates his credentials for George Bush to appoint him Secretary of Energy.
[ Posted 09 Jul | bottom | top ]
http://story.news.yahoo.com/ news?tmpl=story &u=/040708/483/ htms10307081227

Just because John Kerry has been feeding his running-mate since he fell out of his nest, that doesn't mean John Edwards isn't qualified to assume the presidency in case of national emergency.
[ Posted 09 Jul | bottom | top ]
http://story.news.yahoo.com/ news?tmpl=story &u=/040709/ ids_photos_ts/ r1261949189.jpg

Tenet Says Goodbye To CIA After 7 Years

Tenet officially resigns Sunday, marking the end of a seven-year tenure and making him the second longest-serving director of central intelligence. President Bush is still deciding when to nominate a permanent replacement and who the candidate should be....

When he announced his resignation last month, he cited family reasons alone -- not the pressure of the around-the-clock job or the upcoming [9/11 commission] reports.

If George Bush makes Dick Gephardt his new CIA Director, he can at least count on some positive coverage from the New York Post.
[ Posted 09 Jul | bottom | top ]
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/ national/ apwashington_story.asp? category=1155 &slug=Tenet%20Farewell

The New York Post just wanted you to know they had a photo of Dick Gephardt and John Kerry lying around.
[ Posted 06 Jul | bottom | top ]
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ ALLPOLITICS/ 07/06/ nypost.ap

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